I am not sure why the New Yorker thought it germane to satirize Vanilla Ice as a business consultant. Is he making some sort of comeback of which I am unaware? Still, the satire is funny.
But as my friend Guy Tower pointed out to me, Vanilla Ice is actually a moderately successful businessman in real estate. He buys homes in Florida, fixes them up and flips them. You can get his advice on TV! If you really want to know, go to vanillaicerealestate.com.
“Stop, renovate and list them,” quoth the Tower.
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