I have seen the future and it is ...

... the language of these top stories:

Marso 11, 2013 (Lunes)

1. Gobierno Lokal ya Llama Summit para Discuti Maga Mehoras para el Solusyon del Largo Ora Blackout na Ciudad! 
2. Power Sales Agreement....Ya Pirma ya el Zamcelco y SRPI!
3. Official del Zamcelco....Ya Asegura kay Zero Blackout ya na Momento Puede ya Cumpra Kuryente na SRPI!
4. PNP Chief.......Ya Man Warning Cun el Maga Pulis Quien ay Dale Suporta Cun el Standoff na Sabah!
5. Negosyanta.........Victima de Tiro na Ciudad.......Muerto!
6. Notorioso Riding in Tandem Snatcher...........Ya Aresta el Otoridad!
7. Residente de Sta. Catalina Quien ya Iscribi el Extortion Letter na Power Barge na  Isabela....Ta Man Hunting el Otoridad!
8. Un Miembro del Philippine Army.......Reciente Victima de Tiro na Isabela Basilan!

Hat tip: Carlos Yu. Source: the Radio Mindanao Network Zamboanga.

“I think a native monolingual Chavacano speaker would understand these headlines as one language with three sets of spelling rules,” explained Carlos.

I have seen the future, and the Real Academia should be very very afraid. The Philippines are awesome, and all your base are belong to us.

Comments

[german translator adelaide]

I am unable to understand the whole post but somehow I do but not exactly.Even I believe the same that the Philippines are awesome, and all your base are belong to us..